From Internet

This is what I get from internet:


1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.According to condom manufacturers, only 6% ofmen use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect(no matter what you have heard ladies, that's thetruth).
3) 80% of American men are uncircumsized. Eventhough Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing canmake your penis grow but time (most men reachthe end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size andshoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technicallycalled "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

Some stuff on the ladies------------------------------
1) Only 9% of women around the globe considerthemselves "attractive" (20% of British women do).43% of women use the term "natural", 24% saythey have "average" looks, 8% prefer theterm "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking",and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% ofwomen say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrongsize bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

Both--------------------------------
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men andwomen.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before theyhave graduated. 27% loose their virginity seniorprom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

5 Reasons Why Sex is Good---------------------------------------------
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150calories every half an hour of it. It will lower yourcholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if youhave sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely toget sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater senseof well-being. Women who have more sex wereclinically proven to be less depressed than womenwho dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly peopledon`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in yourbody which make your skin and hair softer andshinier and tone your physic.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studiesprove that sex makes you live longer. Men whohad sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rateas those who did not indulge themselves at leastonce a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know----------------------------------------
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!

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funny

try this

The moon and me

The moon shines up there everynight. Loks like it's waiting for something or maybe someone. Everyone's wishing to it. Wish about their dream. I asked the moon, "don't you get tired of listening to all the wishes?"
the moon says,"No. They are all beautiful. That is what i wait every night. I wait for them to whisper me their wishes"
"Then what do you do to it?"
"I will send them a star as a sign that their wish has comes true. That's why the stars are so beautiful and everytime you see the stars, you'll know that your wish has come true."
"Then how come I don't feel that my wish has come true?"
"Sometimes people are too blind to see a little good thing that happen in them. You must learn how to appreciate even a very little good thing that you have. You'll see the stars shines even brighter than you've ever seen"
"Why do you only appear at night when the sky are dark?"
"Because only at night most people feel sad. And when people feel sad, They wish about something. Night is not as wonderful without those stars."